#1 - Once you have their money, you never give it back.
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#3 - Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
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#6 - Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
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#7 - Keep your ears open.
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#8 - Small print leads to large risk.
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#9 - Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
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#10 - Greed is eternal.
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#16 - A deal is a deal.
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#17 - A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between Ferengi.
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#18 - A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
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#21 - Never place friendship above profit.
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#22 - A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
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#23 - Nothing is more important than your health… except for your money.
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#31 - Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
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#33 - It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
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#34 - War is good for business.
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#35 - Peace is good for business.
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#45 - Expand or die.
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#47 - Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
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#48 - The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
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#57 - Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.
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#59 - Free advice is seldom cheap.
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#62 - The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
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#74 - Knowledge equals profit.
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#75 - Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.
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#76 - Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell
out of your enemies.
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#91 - Your boss is only worth what he pays you.
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#94 - Females and finances don't mix.
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#95 - Expand or die.
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#98 - Every man has his price.
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#102 - Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
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#103 - Sleep can interfere with…
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#109 - Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
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#111 - Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them.
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#112 - Never have sex with the boss' sister.
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#125 - You can't make a deal if you're dead.
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#139 - Wives serve, brothers inherit.
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#168 - Whisper your way to success.
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#190 - Hear all, trust nothing.
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#194 - It's always good business to know about new customers
before they walk in your door.
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#203 - New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms. They can
be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
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#208 - Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
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#211 - Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step
on them.
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#214 - Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
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#217 - You can't free a fish from water.
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#223 - Unknown, but presumably concerned the relationship between
"keeping busy" and "being successful".
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#229 - Latinum lasts longer than lust.
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#239 - Never be afraid to mislabel a product.
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#263 - Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.
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#285 - No good deed ever goes unpunished.
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#289 - Shoot first, count profits later.
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#Unknown A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.
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#286 - When Morn leaves, it's all over.
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#299 - Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way,
it's easier to exploit them next time.
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# Unknown - Exploitation begins at home.
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# Unknown - (The unwritten rule) When no appropriate rule applies, make one up.
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# Unknown - When the messenger comes to appropriate your profits…
kill the messenger.
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# Unknown - Time, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity.
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# Unknown - Always inspect the merchandise before making a deal.
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# Unknown - Money is money, but females are better.
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# Unknown - Why ask, when you can take?
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# Unknown - Good things come in small packages
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# Unknown - A good lie is easier to believe than the truth.
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# Unknown - If that's what's written, then that's what's written.
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# Unknown - A distracted policeman is an opportunity.